|Cape Town FC tweeted a welcome message to Sergio Aguero on April Fool's day. (Photo credit: @ctfc)|
We're well aware that April Fools' Day can be a minefield for football fans, who are forced to sift through the morning's news in a constant state of paranoid anxiety, completely unable to trust anything they read, see or hear.
Cape Town announce Aguero signing
"Cape Town City is delighted to announce the signing of striker Sergio Aguero," the cheeky tweet declared. "The forward signs a pre-contract with the Citizens and joins from English Premier League side Manchester City."
Nabil Fekir to retire at Real Betis
"Nabil has communicated the club that he will retire at the end of the season to focus on his passion, breeding horses," the Spanish side tweeted, before wishing the 27-year-old well in his future endeavours.
West Ham trio to sing a song
"I know Jesse is a big fan of putting bands together from his celebration after scoring against Spurs recently, "Pearce went to the trouble of telling the West Ham website. "He was really keen to get involved when I suggested it to him and he'll be doing the singing and playing lead guitar.
The jersey is mint green with a tranquil riverside scene on the front and a large Kettuvallam house boat floating on by.
Sporting KC bring in fan favorite from England
Of course, none of Rojas, Lasso or AFC Richmond are real. They're fictional characters in the hit show Ted Lasso.